Monday, July 21, 2008

What they say about Jesus Christ

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Date: July 21, 2008 7:52:50 AM EDT
To: "Flo"
Subject: Fw: Even God enjoys a good laugh


Edward A. Christman, CHP, Ph.D.
Consultant in Health Physics & Occupational Health & Safety
443 Sayre Drive
Princeton, NJ 08540
Phone: 609.919.0275 Fax 609.919.0277
http://www.cca-reohs.com
----- Original Message -----
From: Christman, Doug
To: Beth (Home) ; David Christman ; Ed (Home) ; Kathy Christman ; Mary Christman
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 3:11 PM
Subject: FW: Even God enjoys a good laugh



EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Motherwas sure He was God



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish



3. He talked about the Great Spirit



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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